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The Wondering Egg

22 Jul

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

22 Jul plasticbagvevo:

21whore:

"A plastic bag, thrown out in the trash, attempts to find his way back to his owner and along the way discovers the world."

my kind of movie

plasticbagvevo:

21whore:

"A plastic bag, thrown out in the trash, attempts to find his way back to his owner and along the way discovers the world."

my kind of movie

22 Jul panda-booty-twerk:

Yeah hi I wanna talk about this screenshot because look at Russia for a few minutes. He’s wearing clothing from China, in his size, which is big. So he either already had them, or went to buy them just to come to see China. Also, he’s eating with chopsticks and he seems to be knowing what he’s doing. (Before I get any shit, Those things are really hard to use. Like I’ve been shown one too many times and I still don’t know how to use them) AND the fact that he’s just sitting there eaTING MEANS that he’s so comfortable in China’s house that he just walks in and makes food???. AND LASTLY, China’s panda is like, perched on his back or some shit which means he’s perfectly comfortable with Russia this shit is normal for that tiny panda like China wasn’t even there but this panda was so familiar with Russia that he was like “yo lemme sit on ur back man”. SO IN CONCLUSION IT IS FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT RUSSIA PULLS THIS SHIT A LOT. LIKE, HOW MUCH DO YOU JUST SHOW UP AT CHINA’S HOUSE YOU EGG? HOW OFTEN DO YOU WALK INTO HIS HOUSE, EVEN WHEN HE’S NOT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF FOOD, AND HANG OUT WITH HIS PANDA TILL HE GETS HOME, ONLY TO BE TOLD TO FUCKIN LEAVE? HoW in lOVe aRe YouU?

panda-booty-twerk:

Yeah hi I wanna talk about this screenshot because look at Russia for a few minutes. He’s wearing clothing from China, in his size, which is big. So he either already had them, or went to buy them just to come to see China. Also, he’s eating with chopsticks and he seems to be knowing what he’s doing. (Before I get any shit, Those things are really hard to use. Like I’ve been shown one too many times and I still don’t know how to use them) AND the fact that he’s just sitting there eaTING MEANS that he’s so comfortable in China’s house that he just walks in and makes food???. AND LASTLY, China’s panda is like, perched on his back or some shit which means he’s perfectly comfortable with Russia this shit is normal for that tiny panda like China wasn’t even there but this panda was so familiar with Russia that he was like “yo lemme sit on ur back man”. SO IN CONCLUSION IT IS FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT RUSSIA PULLS THIS SHIT A LOT. LIKE, HOW MUCH DO YOU JUST SHOW UP AT CHINA’S HOUSE YOU EGG? HOW OFTEN DO YOU WALK INTO HIS HOUSE, EVEN WHEN HE’S NOT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF FOOD, AND HANG OUT WITH HIS PANDA TILL HE GETS HOME, ONLY TO BE TOLD TO FUCKIN LEAVE? HoW in lOVe aRe YouU?

22 Jul
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Homestuck has been on hiatus for 9 months
22 Jul

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

image

22 Jul

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

22 Jul

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image

22 Jul

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

22 Jul

swifttcriss:

[friends theme starts playing softly in the distance] *drops bowl of cereal* *runs through the house* *leaps over couch* *clap clap clap clap*

22 Jul

dreamingofdoctorwho:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

21 Jul

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 image

One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

21 Jul

wayward-king-of-hell:

deeperstateofmind:

alexmcrae14:

Fun pics made by SPN cast

*meanwhile in Heaven*

Meanwhile in Heaven

(Source: destielicwings)

21 Jul

kuueater:

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

21 Jul

dirtyfebruary:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

21 Jul

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

awkward-fallen-demon-in-221b:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?